Recipe: Trail Mix Cake.

Courtesy of my daughter. (Any resemblance to a working recipe is entirely co-incidental.)
You will need:
2 granola bars
10 gold fish
10 dried cranberries
10 chocolate chips
2 crackers
10 Cheerios
1 container
flour
baking powder
salt
sugar
vanilla essence
milk
water
eggs
bowl
whipping cream
sweet chocolate
To make the trail mix:
1. Grind up 10 goldfish and put in container.
2. Put in 10 chocolate chips.
3. Put in 10 dried cranberries.
4. Put in 2 thoroughly ground up granola [...]