Dr. Seuss Explains Computers

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your
floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the indent
doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash. 
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected
to the button on your mouse, but your packets want totunnel on another protocol,
that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted
by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang, ’cause as sure as I’m a poet,
your system’s gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk, and the
micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, when you have to flash your
memory and try to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
call your Mom!!

Yep, cleaning out old email. This one was worthy.


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