More humour from my email archives

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants;
instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the
variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead
of the longer form of the constant.  This also simplifies modifying the
program, should the value of pi change.
               — FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers"



Latest terrorist news:
Apparently a teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession
of compasses, protractor, and straight edge. It is claimed he
is a member of the Al Gebra movement bearing weapons of math



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